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saturday record time fun #toxicity

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šŸ¶captured during a v rare moment of calm on her walkšŸ¶

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Whenever I take away a toy she’s misbehaving with, she responds by stealing one of my shirts from the laundry and sulking with it. Weirdo.

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had a co pilot for half my drive to work today #latergram

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Look at us fancy dinner eating people #dinner

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@thrashley666 claims she doesn’t know where I can score peyote but something makes me think she’s lying #pissvacation

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@thrashley666 and @dylanslepian demonstrate the proper technique for hardstyling in front of a giant bronze idol

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good to know @mattsandersclimer has a side business out on the east end of Long Island

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"I SAW AN ALIEN ON MY DRIVE HOME" - trustworthy source @thrashley666

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@johndedomenici has some great sparkler handling skills